Being a mex- i- “can” in california, there are some things I can attest to.
chile verde is great and carnitas (when done correctly) is fucking yummers.
i also think piglets rank fairly high on the ‘wouldn’t club with a hook’ list.
But I mean mexicans (as in people in mexico) , come on…. who actually knelt down and fucked a pig??
i don’t care what you try to call me (racist, fucktard, etc.) - everyone denied the monkey-boning AIDS story at the beginning as racist - but in the end (no pun intended) some horned out dude in africa fucked a monkey - and boom goes the dynamite.
My bet is that some sort of fiesta got way loco, and some vatito got the donkey, parrot, pinata and pig all fucked up in his cabesa, and thought “fuuuuuck this carnale” then someone tried to stop him and he yanked out a switchblade and said, “Aye vato, we’re pocos pero locos ese - dont mess with us” next thing you know pig gets nailed with the mexican mallet.
it is a dissection of the “war on drugs” from all angles. the most disturbing being our government’s involvement on both sides of the issue. check it, cuz they wrecked it.
i don’t even know how to react except self-medicate…. as the credits rolled and i tried to piece together the sad state of affairs in our prisons, courts, and ghettos…they let you have a bit of a larf. they play dj rx’s remash of whte lines starring G-dub. if i’m late to the party on this one…just cheeeeel.
the earth is having a bit of a microbial hemorrhoidal attack as of late at the McMurdo dry valley in antarctica. we have melted into the glacier enough that we have unearthed some “extremophile” microbes that have evolved the ability to eat iron and sulfur in the zillion years or so they have been chillin’ hardcore under ice…
so earth is having some gnar-gnar anal leakage of the fire and brimstone type. it is literally seeping out stuff that has previously in our existence been about 1300 ft up its ass. (doesn’t extremophile sound like someone who has to whack it while bungee jumping?)
since we are talking mcmurdo - i highly recommend werner herzog’s movie : encounters at the end of the world. he travels to the scientific encampents around mc murdo, and it’s not your average penguin movie. tho there are some penguins in it. mostly a study of the crazy place and the crazier people that choose to live there. (looks more like a strip mine than the tents and flags i expected)…
so for the record - i don’t like melting and/or bleeding glaciers - don’t wanna argue ’bout it. i like my glaciers fucking way glacial - like the kind that smash titanics - not ass bleed.
just watching the daily show and it finally struck me how ridiculous it is that pirates (fucking peg-leg, fucking eye-patch, fucking parrot) are a real problem nowadays.
this has got to be a sign of the apocalypse…..right? what the fuck do these somali guys hope to do with random freighters after they take them over - drive them home and take the booty to the flea market? damn, being poor sucks total ass.
btw, have you seen a freighter? i’m assuming you have to let down a ladder or something - how could you hold off a speedboat full nutbags with guns? try not putting down the ladder and throwing rocks, or maybe food. these guys are starving. throw food.
and for that matter (food, that is) - why the fuck is Sir-Mix-A-Lot pimping SpongeBob SquarePants for Burger King to the tune of “Baby Got Back”? I never thought i’d see those words in a sentence together, but that’s where we’re at. Yes, indeed this is one of the great signs of the end times - Swass is dead.
Wait until this kid gets out of juvie, he’ll need some universal mental healthcare then. Good on ya, parents of the year. I’m sure the lord guided your hands whilst you did his work in photoshop!
I read a bunch of the after reports of the parties and took a look at some of the pictures that are on Huff Post and Wonkette.
ungh. soooo funny, and so sad. the video clips are of the “muy excellente” quality - big shouts out!!!
