ai, dios mio - we fucked up!!
Being a mex- i- “can” in california, there are some things I can attest to.
chile verde is great and carnitas (when done correctly) is fucking yummers.
i also think piglets rank fairly high on the ‘wouldn’t club with a hook’ list.
But I mean mexicans (as in people in mexico) , come on…. who actually knelt down and fucked a pig??
i don’t care what you try to call me (racist, fucktard, etc.) - everyone denied the monkey-boning AIDS story at the beginning as racist - but in the end (no pun intended) some horned out dude in africa fucked a monkey - and boom goes the dynamite.
trust me - i’ll be way out ahead on this one.
The LA times said that the swine flu virus had human/avian/swine elements in it.
My bet is that some sort of fiesta got way loco, and some vatito got the donkey, parrot, pinata and pig all fucked up in his cabesa, and thought “fuuuuuck this carnale” then someone tried to stop him and he yanked out a switchblade and said, “Aye vato, we’re pocos pero locos ese - dont mess with us” next thing you know pig gets nailed with the mexican mallet.
and now i have to wear a gasmask to get the mail.
thanks, ese.
