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way to go mexi-tards…..

Saturday, April 25th, 2009
ai, dios mio - we fucked up!!

ai, dios mio - we fucked up!!

Being a mex- i- “can” in california, there are some things I can attest to.

chile verde is great and carnitas (when done correctly) is fucking yummers.

i also think piglets rank fairly high on the ‘wouldn’t club with a hook’ list.

But I mean mexicans (as in people in mexico) , come on…. who actually knelt down and fucked a pig??

i don’t care what you try to call me (racist, fucktard, etc.) - everyone denied the monkey-boning AIDS story at the beginning as racist - but in the end (no pun intended) some horned out dude in africa fucked a monkey - and boom goes the dynamite.

trust me - i’ll be way out ahead on this one.

The LA times said that the swine flu virus had human/avian/swine elements in it.

My bet is that some sort of fiesta got way loco, and some vatito got the donkey, parrot, pinata and pig all fucked up in his cabesa, and thought “fuuuuuck this carnale” then someone tried to stop him and he yanked out a switchblade and said, “Aye vato, we’re pocos pero locos ese - dont mess with us”  next thing you know pig gets nailed with the mexican mallet.

and now i have to wear a gasmask to get the mail.

thanks, ese.

the earth has a bit of rectal bleeding…

Saturday, April 18th, 2009
blood_falls

blood_falls

the earth is having a bit of a microbial hemorrhoidal attack as of late at the McMurdo dry valley in antarctica.  we have melted into the glacier enough that we have unearthed some “extremophile” microbes that have evolved the ability to eat iron and sulfur in the zillion years or so they have been chillin’ hardcore under ice…

read ’bout it at tehran times

so earth is having some gnar-gnar anal leakage of the fire and brimstone type.  it is literally seeping out stuff that has previously in our existence been about 1300 ft up its ass. (doesn’t extremophile sound like someone who has to whack it while bungee jumping?)

since we are talking mcmurdo - i highly recommend werner herzog’s movie : encounters at the end of the world.  he travels to the scientific encampents around mc murdo, and it’s not your average penguin movie.  tho there are some penguins in it.  mostly a study of the crazy place and the crazier people that choose to live there.  (looks more like a strip mine than the tents and flags i expected)…

so for the record - i don’t like melting and/or bleeding glaciers - don’t wanna argue ’bout it.  i like my glaciers fucking way glacial - like the kind that smash titanics - not ass bleed.

what, oh what have we done…..

we must imagine a life without oil

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

nooil

great article

how to get bizz in the wild until the smoke clears

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

the four basics

a basic wilderness survival guide that will help you cope if you have to head for the hills - so essential its going on the permanent links.

stay strong , grizzly adams!