Say what you want bout the “messiah-fication” of St O, but this guy has tried to take on everything in Q1.! Some things of note:
- he used his black magic powers to make the euro’s gather and cheer rather than riot and burn effigies of him - fucking kenyan voodoo…
- his election and policies have inspired hilarious histrionics in the fox news set, culminating in tebagging going viral. (don’t tax me bro!)
- he has apparently forcibly squat-humped Glenn Beck - why else would anyone cry so much?
- he is going to start a commie wind-farm off the east coast to help the eco-nazi’s power their gay dildos
- racists are enraged that michelle is planting watermelon on the lawn - their sweaty nightmare of a blackocracy slowly coming true….
- things have truly gone shithouse economically and the dood is cool as a cucumber. he makes me wanna invest in cool. is there a hedge fund for that?
- stopped the asinine raids of medical marijuana dispensaries in california - smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em cancer heads!
- made cheney breathe like darth vader in that fox interview (i thought the guy was gonna drop)
- left the door open for some enhanced interrogation of the bush “legal-beagle retard team” that was obsessed with constitutional destruction
- bitch slapped that CEO, and handed him some walking papes
- did you see when he totally got gay with hugo chavez and caused hannity’s gorilla forehead vein to throb to a T-Pain beat?
- can you imagine what the fuck will happen in the next 100 days when the re-education camps open and white women are enslaved…..
ahhhh, 100 days of non-retarded, hick-free, black-lovin’ rainin’ down on me…
boo-yaa….
