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way to go mexi-tards…..

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

ai, dios mio - we fucked up!!

Being a mex- i- “can” in california, there are some things I can attest to.

chile verde is great and carnitas (when done correctly) is fucking yummers.

i also think piglets rank fairly high on the ‘wouldn’t club with a hook’ list.

But I mean mexicans (as in people in mexico) , come on…. who actually knelt down and fucked a pig??

i don’t care what you try to call me (racist, fucktard, etc.) - everyone denied the monkey-boning AIDS story at the beginning as racist - but in the end (no pun intended) some horned out dude in africa fucked a monkey - and boom goes the dynamite.

trust me - i’ll be way out ahead on this one.

The LA times said that the swine flu virus had human/avian/swine elements in it.

My bet is that some sort of fiesta got way loco, and some vatito got the donkey, parrot, pinata and pig all fucked up in his cabesa, and thought “fuuuuuck this carnale” then someone tried to stop him and he yanked out a switchblade and said, “Aye vato, we’re pocos pero locos ese - dont mess with us” next thing you know pig gets nailed with the mexican mallet.

and now i have to wear a gasmask to get the mail.

thanks, ese.

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tea-baggin’ the USA

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

so it seems like the thing to do today if you are pissed about anything - is to go and toss tea-bags into some local water.

drop your figurative “coin purse” down america’s gullet.

I have total mixed emotions - I love it when people rise up in any way.

That being said, it does seem like a Republican/conservative bitchfest with no real agenda except not paying any more money for anything. Supposedly no central organization except the good old internets. I have tuned in to FOX NEWS - as they seem to be on a 24 hr coverage-fest of the parties.

Apparently, they have been hyping them non-stop for the last 3 weeks.

I have to say that the comments from my local tea-party (Sac, CA) have been borderline retarded.

Complaining about the DMV tax, gas prices, government handouts, health care….

These people are the suburbs personified - no long term outlook - upset about filling up their SUV’s

The comments smacked of presedential election - sour grapes. They are blaming Obama for TARP and the auto bailout, when all of those things happened under Gdub.

One lady was upset that the mega mall in Folsom seemed to be stalled in construction, and that was a big problem……….uh, oh.

I feel like as a culture we are in deep shit as it seems like nobody wants to give up anything, and feels entitled to everything. We are angry about 50:1 leverage and a puffed up stock market - but no one wants to change anything, or stop living like oil-soaked orgiasts…

wonder when the tea-bags will be traded for fire-brands and pitchforks, all old-skool.

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