just watching the daily show and it finally struck me how ridiculous it is that pirates (fucking peg-leg, fucking eye-patch, fucking parrot) are a real problem nowadays.
this has got to be a sign of the apocalypse…..right? what the fuck do these somali guys hope to do with random freighters after they take them over - drive them home and take the booty to the flea market? damn, being poor sucks total ass.
btw, have you seen a freighter? i’m assuming you have to let down a ladder or something - how could you hold off a speedboat full nutbags with guns? try not putting down the ladder and throwing rocks, or maybe food. these guys are starving. throw food.
and for that matter (food, that is) - why the fuck is Sir-Mix-A-Lot pimping SpongeBob SquarePants for Burger King to the tune of “Baby Got Back”? I never thought i’d see those words in a sentence together, but that’s where we’re at. Yes, indeed this is one of the great signs of the end times - Swass is dead.